I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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