I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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