Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
My pussy is not your playground.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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