I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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