Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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