I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
