do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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