what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
where does the pee come out of this thing
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
