I feel great
I just peed on a car
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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