its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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