JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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