And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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