His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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