I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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