so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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