I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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