Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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