But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
