3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
