oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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