So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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