I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
