They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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