So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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