windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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