OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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