So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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