Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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