i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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