can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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