He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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