hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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