Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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