Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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