they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Randomize
