Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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