i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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