Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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