so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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