I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
