Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
