I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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