I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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