I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
