Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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