so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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