How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
my poor anus
this is an emotional support booty call
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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