JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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