pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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