Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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