He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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