Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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