Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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